Funny Boner

Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.

"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."

by uncleM October 13, 2009

Funny Number(s)

69, 420, credit card numbers and social security numbers count as well😈

Kris: Yo it's 4:20
Logan: Ha, funny number(s)

by Nigga Fish Gang November 23, 2020

Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

FUNNY NEGRO

The funny negro is the black guy who thinks he's white.

A funny negro in the hood is the public enemy.

by kyle the bard April 30, 2006

Doug Funny

The main character on the old Nickelodeon show "Doug". His best friend is Skeeter Valentine and his crush is Patty Mayonaise.

What ever happened to that awesome show Doug on Nick?

by DougAHole May 14, 2005

Funny Story

1970s/80s: You are about to lie or make an excuse.

mid90s onwards: You are in bit of a soup and you have a semi-valid excuse. So you just say "funny story" and its understood that you are not going to hold your end of the bargain.

Friend1: Did I see you driving my car yesterday ?
Friend2: Funny story... I was looking for _my_ car keys and ...

Manager: How are we placed on the back order from Big Company ?
You: Funny Story.

by alwarming October 3, 2011

very funny

Sarcasm.

John: I fucked Josie today!

Wendy: Very funny asshole...🖕🏻

by HottRodFucksYoMomma May 19, 2016