Small town located in Texas border, 5x 6 man state champs where you will get shot if you get to some rancher land and will get pulled over by a state trooper for no reason
by Alv!!! March 12, 2019
Get the fort hancock TXmug. The sea of cookie cutter suburban hell set in the middle of North Central Texas. Also called The Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex or DFW by locals. All the Metroplex cities are the same. If you were beamed into Arlington, Grapevine or Farmers Branch or Garland or Plano, you wouldn't be able to tell which one you were in. How are you supposed to distinguish among various outlets of Mattress Giants, look alike subdivisions and thousands of redundant strip malls?
by Unknown June 11, 2006
Get the Dallas-Fort Worthmug. a city in Northern BC where the ratio of men to women inexplicably dropped to 3:4. The sudden influx of women is predominantly hookers. Resulting wages at Tim Horton's are now $13/hr. Most people need to move away, but can't afford to because the rents have skyrocketed over double what they were in 2009. Many people are fighting excessive inflation by importing parents to live in their basements (rent controlled of course). This city is shaping up to become a retirement community for soon to be defunct oil workers once the site C dam has been completed.
Man 1: Do you need any more boxes for your move to Fort St. John?
Man 2: No, I am packing light! I can't believe I'm bailing out my son's mortage in a partial basement.
Man 2: No, I am packing light! I can't believe I'm bailing out my son's mortage in a partial basement.
by bunnyhoney1972 March 9, 2011
Get the Fort St. Johnmug. a.k.a. A nice city with a pig problem.
A suburban town right across the border from Charlotte where where cops have absolutely nothing because absolutely nothing goes on. Unfortunately for any young person who likes to have fun by simply drinking one or two beers locked quietly inside a small house, the police feel the need to bust in the house and write up tickets to absolutely everyone and threatening to throw them in jail if they say one word or use a cell phone from there on out. They then proceed to butt fuck all small innocent little boys hiding in the house and leave with any sort of narcotics found during the search. Surprise, Fort Mill! Your night is officially ruined!
ps Wade
A suburban town right across the border from Charlotte where where cops have absolutely nothing because absolutely nothing goes on. Unfortunately for any young person who likes to have fun by simply drinking one or two beers locked quietly inside a small house, the police feel the need to bust in the house and write up tickets to absolutely everyone and threatening to throw them in jail if they say one word or use a cell phone from there on out. They then proceed to butt fuck all small innocent little boys hiding in the house and leave with any sort of narcotics found during the search. Surprise, Fort Mill! Your night is officially ruined!
ps Wade
1. Innocent citizens of Fort Mill, SC get arrested, often.
2. -Hey, Timmy, I think we should move out of Fort Mill, SC.
-Great idea, Stuart!
2. -Hey, Timmy, I think we should move out of Fort Mill, SC.
-Great idea, Stuart!
by Rebecca W. June 13, 2008
Get the Fort Mill, SCmug. DTF, or Down To Fort, signifies that one desires to build a fort using objects such as, but not limited to: pillows, blankets, and other household items.
by tobiasfunke October 11, 2012
Get the Down To Fort (DTF)mug. A take-off on a "one night stand." A casual sex-based fling lasting a short period of time, usually around a couple weeks.
Steve-"What ever happened to that Jersey girl you were talking to?"
Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."
Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."
by sourdieselkid January 6, 2011
Get the Fort Night Standmug. An expanding city near the Peace River in northern British Columbia. There is a lot of money to be made here in this place of northern industry and growth. Winters are cold but the summer sunset and northern lights make it all worth it. This is a place of hope and optimism especially for those who come here by choice.
by ET-33 July 13, 2011
Get the Fort St. Johnmug.