J Flash

Something that is really cool, hip, good or attractive.

"Those socks are so J Flash"
"Connor is looking so J Flash today"

by bitchassnegro May 25, 2016

Flash Reveal

When the camera flash penetrates clothing during nighttime shots and causes transparency.

A.K.A: X-ray Vision

Dude, did you just see that flash reveal ?!

Wow, I just saw a Flash Reveal in some old photos of my co-workers!

by Captain Teegan September 11, 2009

flash pants

1. A description used for someone who has done better than you, for instance beaten you in a test or something similar. It is generally used when the other person is showing off and rubbing their glory into your face. It is slightly sarcastic and yet praising at the same time.

2. Also used for a description of something that is utterly amazing or cool, that is usually new and has never been seen before.

1. Amy: Yay! I got 25/25 in my Latin Test Jess!
Jess: Flash pants.

2. Hattie: Have a look at my new pencil case, Callum.
Callum: Wow, flash pants!

by Jessica Winkworth November 5, 2007

News Flash

The best comeback when you can't think of anything else. It is great because when you say it, people expect you to add to it. But you don't. And you win by silent victory. Try it, it does work.

"Your gay"
"Oh yeah, well News Flash."
...
"What?"
*Walks away
Win by default.

by THATAWESOMEGUYWHOISALSOHOT January 8, 2012

Flash that hoe

Flash that hoe means to have sexual intercourse with a girl so fast that her vagina dries up, and ultimately catches on fire.

Yo dude, last night when my girl got back from her trip, I went all flash that hoe on her and now she ain't got no pubes cuz dat bitch caught on fire.

by topcow March 30, 2009

Flash rage

A special type of rage, where a person is angry at the moment and makes a extremely large deal about it. But does not care after the incident has occurred.

Hey Vivelyn, what's wrong with nasin? Oh don't mind him he's experiencing Flash rage.

by PorkchopSandwich July 25, 2011

Brown Flash

In the oscillations between struggling not to shit and feeling perfectly fine (somewhat analogous to contractions during child birth), the brown flash is the temporary but dire need to take a shit. Often results in sweating, heavy breathing, and a clenching shut of the asshole to prevent shitflow.

After 2 hours of holding in a shit I was brown flashing incredibly hard. My feelings of intense need to shit were becoming closer and closer together and I knew if I did not shit soon I would ruin a pair of innocent underwear.

by IShitALot September 14, 2014