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flash pants

1. A description used for someone who has done better than you, for instance beaten you in a test or something similar. It is generally used when the other person is showing off and rubbing their glory into your face. It is slightly sarcastic and yet praising at the same time.

2. Also used for a description of something that is utterly amazing or cool, that is usually new and has never been seen before.
1. Amy: Yay! I got 25/25 in my Latin Test Jess!
Jess: Flash pants.

2. Hattie: Have a look at my new pencil case, Callum.
Callum: Wow, flash pants!
by Jessica Winkworth November 5, 2007
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J Flash

Something that is really cool, hip, good or attractive.
"Those socks are so J Flash"
"Connor is looking so J Flash today"
by bitchassnegro May 25, 2016
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Flash fucker

1. A person who is impulsive and likely to act on a whim. Generally these impulses are quick (happen in a flash) and are detrimental to those involved (fuck people over)

2. A short tempered young-man with a penchant for unreasoning, undeserved, and altogether senseless violence.
1. Johnny could never be a cop; that flash fucker would fill body bags faster than a russian racehorse fills a shotglass with piss.

2. Don't fuck with Johnny over there. Sure he's little, but he's a real flash fucker. He tore some kid's ear off for looking at his hand.
by JDrake April 12, 2009
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News Flash

The best comeback when you can't think of anything else. It is great because when you say it, people expect you to add to it. But you don't. And you win by silent victory. Try it, it does work.
"Your gay"
"Oh yeah, well News Flash."
...
"What?"
*Walks away
Win by default.
by THATAWESOMEGUYWHOISALSOHOT January 8, 2012
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Flash that hoe

Flash that hoe means to have sexual intercourse with a girl so fast that her vagina dries up, and ultimately catches on fire.
Yo dude, last night when my girl got back from her trip, I went all flash that hoe on her and now she ain't got no pubes cuz dat bitch caught on fire.
by topcow March 30, 2009
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Flash rage

A special type of rage, where a person is angry at the moment and makes a extremely large deal about it. But does not care after the incident has occurred.
Hey Vivelyn, what's wrong with nasin? Oh don't mind him he's experiencing Flash rage.
by PorkchopSandwich July 25, 2011
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flash cleavage

The phenomenon that occurs when photos are taken at the optimal position on the z plane in relation to cleavage to give the illusion of 1.5x - 3.0x the actual cleavage. This is mostly done by illuminating the front of the cleavage and casting shadows on the back and/or top of the cleavage, thereby creating the affect of depth, volume, and possibly atmospheric perspective.

*Note: photos w/ flash cleavage are 12x more likely to be posted on the internet by the cleavage owner; who will then pretend to not know what you are talking about approximately 100% of the time.
Matt: dude here's a pic of that girl Madison I met at the club...
Tyler: bro am I detecting boob job???
Matt: ...nahnahnah, there's just maximum flash cleavage there.
Jeremi: nice bro.
by sonicheinous January 20, 2011
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