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Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.
I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017
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Lemon Finger

When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache
Damn man quit touching your balls and wiping it in my face, you have a lemon finger!
by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019
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fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.
by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010
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Text Finger

The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride
by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012
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Iced Fingering

The art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of semen and subsequently inserting said fingers into a vagina/asshole.
Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."

Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
by Rob mullaghy November 26, 2015
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Sketchy Fingers

The Sketchy Fingers is a tall, pasty white, balding humanoid creature last scene in the Washington DC area. Other noticable physical characteristics include long yellow fingernails, a terrifying 5'oclock shadow, and rancid feet.

The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.

This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.

Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.

Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers tricked me into buying it a Chick-Fil-A sandwich by claiming its broke its credit card. It used said card to buy a drink immediately after receiving the sandwich.
by The Douche Canoe January 18, 2013
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Gross finger

A finger that you have broken several times, so that its bumpy. Once it is in this state you then finger your significant other.
Jared gave Rachel the gross finger.
by HeatSeekingDildo March 17, 2009
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