'hey michael cop these fingers'
'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'
'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'
by opatolive January 30, 2022
The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening
Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus
Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus
Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"
by EmzieWemzie January 11, 2021
-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
by heatherwear December 12, 2009
A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015
by f'd October 06, 2011
When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache
by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019