Fernt

That guy. No not him, THAT guy.

Rhymes with Bert.

A guy who can drop science in any occasion and tell you which drum kit Bonham used for the Houses of the Holy tour.

One who can speak the ancient language of Ferntology.

Also: the sound you make when you discharge the foam from a beer funnel.

Chug chug chug! Fernt.

FafafaFERRRRRRRNT!

by GymKata2 May 17, 2020

Fernando

The most handsome, perfect man you will ever meet. He is the most caring, sweetest, perfect person to ever exist. He is loyal and will treat you like a queen. (Por siempre y para siempre)

Someone: who is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Madigan: Fernando ♥️

by Irishlittledog January 27, 2022

Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.

I hate doing my Fernando homework today.

by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022

Shaden Fernandez

Shaden is the best and the worst friend you'll EVER have, the girls go CRAZY over him!

Did you hear about Shaden fernandez? The dudes a green banana lover and went all Van Gov last week

by GreenBananaLover April 3, 2013

Fire in the Fernace

When a male wraps an Icy-Hot patch around the penis and engages in vaginal sex.

Fire in the Fernace

by OhHeyWatsUp August 6, 2011

going full Fernando

Defined as When someone is taking a shit in an Applebees bathroom, and you strip down to nothing and enjoy your poop

Going full Fernando is being defined as:
Yo there’s someone that’s gone full Fernando in the bathroom

by Halfgoodkush April 24, 2023

fernt

The sound a fart makes, when expelled in a bathtub full of water.

"I passed gas in the tub and was greeted by a FERNT sound followed by a stream of bubbles"

by camCO July 27, 2007