auto fail

Something so lame that it automatically fails under the magnitude of its own lameness

Dude that virtual girlfriend program auto fails, no other words come close to describing it

by Aron D April 03, 2008

Epic Fail

to fail in such a way people will ask you how the fuck did you do that or to be obliterated off of a game for doing something stupid that could have been avoided

1)to epic fail in total failing status and to be annihilated from the face of the earth for no apparent reason

2)to be like the titanic and sink your self on a ice berg you could have rammed in to and lived

3) throwing a diamond over the edge of a moving boat

4)ramming a car into the roof when all the spots are taken up by fellow cars

by dark lord wolf July 20, 2009

Epic Fail

An annoying as all fuck "internet meme" or trend used by people who aren't innovative enough to come up with an appropriate term, expression, watch too much Attack of The Show, or spend over 8 hours behind a computer.

Boy 1: Did you see that airplane take off and crash?! Dude, "EPIC FAIL"!

Boy 2: Epic----what?

Boy 1: You don't know what "Epic Fail" means, bro?

Boy 2: Being that the word "fail" isn't an adjective, I do now.

by Zeye May 05, 2009

asian fail

To obtain a mark in scholastic pursuits of less than an A.

I totally asian failed differential equations.

by Illtaketherapists December 17, 2009

Epic fail

A failure so large and obvious it has to have its own catagory.

Guy 1: Dude, I just missed an A on my test by 1 point.
Guy 2: Which one did you miss?
Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong.
Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail

by RevolverMonroe December 09, 2009

epic fail

Arizona Diamondbacks 2010 Bullpen.

(After SP goes 7-8 solid innings, and the bullpen immediately blows a 3-4 run or more lead)

-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.

by hugh_jazz May 15, 2010

FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008