political freedom

Believing that the country is run by midgets.

Person 1 - I see futures of the german political freedom
Person 2 - *extends arms y=mx+b*
Person 1 - You fascist!

by Yong Liex November 14, 2017

Free-Freedom

Freedom without consequences.

Basically that feeling we have all craved for the feeling that makes you feel like you are immortal.

Dude: I'm so bored! Lol I wish I had Free-Freedom!

Dudette: Free-freedom?

Dude: Freedom without Consequences

by FonZehhhh January 28, 2013

Freedom Fondling

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

by Make-sex-great-again April 06, 2019

backseat freedom

The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.

"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."

by Ze Übermensch July 22, 2017

Freedom Tube

A freedom tube is the name given to the ventilator administered to non-vaccinated Covid-19 patients. It is ostensibly used by 'liberals' on the sub/Reddit forum r/HermanCainAward as means of making fun of people who have died of Covid-19 while promoting anti-mask, anti-vax, or Covid-hoax views.

Johnny spent 21-days in ICU on the freedom tube before they put him in the forever box. He died doing what he loved: Owning the Libs.

by NoNameMcName September 21, 2021

Malaysian freedom

A threesome with Asian women. Preferably paid for and contributing to their college education.

Next time you're in an Asian bathhouse, ask for Malaysian freedom.

by Bozo Bozo February 24, 2019

freedom burger

When you take a Rodeo Burger from Burger King, and a BBQ Ranch Burger from McDonald's, separate them from their bottom buns, then put their undersides together.

"That was the most delicious Freedom Burger yet."

by Animism April 07, 2014