failevator

A person who gets out of an elevator on the wrong floor, realises their mistake, then tries to get back in before the doors close.

Dex, failing to concentrate, got out on the wrong floor. He then tried to scamble back into the lift - too late. What a fuckin failevator.

by Forsen January 14, 2009

false trades

Insider trading as demonstrated by Martha Stewart.

Hey Martha, you can please pick up some Mongolian sheepskin decorative throw pillows with the money you made from your false trades.

by chocohippo December 1, 2010

False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011

False irony

When a dumbass believes they have spotted irony, yet there is none. -.-

Guy: Ha! We have the same backpack! That's ironic!
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o

by FlameNiffler99 August 31, 2011

False Ayoub

Of the non-mayoral Ayoub class. A bigot.

That jackass was a real False Ayoub.

by pseudohumorcerebri August 21, 2016

false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Faiszah

A very funny and cute person.Any guys who saw her will definitely fall in love w her. She's very genius and also gorgeous. Her pretty eyes will catch everyone's heart.She always being nice around other people eventhough around her enemies. She is a very sweet person and can get nervous easily when with her boyfriend. She loves him but she's too shy to tell him and will express her love in many ways but complicated. She's very outgoing and has a lot of friends from different classes. She never share her problem with anyone else including her family and always keep it by herself. But,despite of that she always listen to others and comfort them. To any guys who got her,don't ever let her go or you will regret it. She only love and trust the person who is first and last is her boyfriend and future husband. She never date with anyone except her future husband. So, you are very lucky dude!

"I wish my sister as sweet as Faiszah" John.

by Ilbeltz zuchraa December 31, 2017