Faceshing

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

Lovely Faces

A person's face that is appealing to look at.

Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!

by noonebythenameofolivia March 1, 2011

free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.

free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.

by chefanthony April 19, 2021

FACT!

A magical word that when spelled all in capitals, emboldened and followed by an exclamation mark makes any statement it follows indisputably true.

Dave: Hey Kyle
Kyle: Hey Dave
Dave: Did you hear that Luke had finally come out?
Kyle: No way! He's not even gay.
Dave: FACT!
Kyle: Fair enough.

by cptchopper79 October 22, 2010

facesitting

when a beautful female sits her luscious ass down on a male's face (sometimes on females too)...in femdom and sm practices. sometimes just for fun, but can also be part of breath control/suffocation play

Mistresses Damiana and Jezebel continuted to torture their slave. Damiana sat on the slave's face for a few minutes while they both whipped his cock and balls.

by John M. February 5, 2005

faces of death

A set of movies that were made in the 70's to 2001. This is a collection of real and fake deaths and other crazy crap. This should not be viewed by anyone with weak hearts or who are sensive. They are very gory and violent.

I watched this movie and i can't get those images out of my head!

by ganban May 29, 2005