Do You Even Lift 

A phrase used on an individual who say's that they try whatever they can to get "beefed" at a gym, but meet no result.

"Man every time I go to the gym, I NEVER get even a slightest bit of muscle..."
"Dude, do you even lift?"

"Crap, I can't even lift 20 pounds."
"Man, seriously, do you even lift?"

Do You Even Lift by DYEL Guy August 25, 2013

you don't even go here 

A saying used mainly at Woods Lake, in the Lake Counrty District of British Columbia, Canada. The term is used to shut someone down who thinks they know what's going on. The term is very similar to check your life.

Bob - "Joe, I'm tellin you man, that's how it is."

Joe - "Hey Bob, you don't even go here."

you don't even go here by Jamie Biggs May 6, 2006

I Don't Even Know 

This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.

"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."

"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."

((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."

I Don't Even Know by C.Allen February 23, 2008

ain't even 

1)TO REFER TO NOT BEING STUPID,IGNORANT.
2)REFERING TO THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUAL.
3)A PHRASE MOST USED TO REFER TO RANDOM NONESENSE.

C.DUDE YOU SHOULD SO HIT YOURSELF WITH THIS POOL STICK!
A.DUDE I AIN'T EVEN.

ain't even by Mr.Sniper March 22, 2009

You don't even know 

A catch-prashe/slang used by dumb kids who don't know how to express themselves any better.

The hispanic girl on MTV's NEXT kept saying "you don't even knowwww what I'm going to do" and "you don't even knowwww me". But sadly, she didn't even knowwww what she was trying to articulate.

You don't even know by homelezz January 5, 2007

don't even

The lack of ability to comprehend, understand, or perform a certain subject or action.

"Bro, you seem totally out of it today."
"I just don't even."

don't even by athenswill October 13, 2014

what is this i don't even 

When a typical internet loser that knows nothing outside of dated internet memes doesn't understand what you're talking about, this is what they tell you.

What is this I don't even = This isn't one of the six memes I know, so it confuses and/or threatens me

what is this i don't even by Downvoting Victim June 10, 2019