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Elijahs Mom

The single hottest Milf you’ll ever meet. She has a big rump and even bigger tits.
Aidan: Did you see Elijahs mom?
Cooper: Yea her tits we’re looking so good today! I ❤️ Jessica.
by Pooponme69 January 17, 2020
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sevryn and elijah

sevryn and elijah; meaning the best couple ever to exist in the world better than u and ur str8 realationship.
Omg!!! There they are, sevryn and elijah, the hottest couple mf
by sevryn<33 November 24, 2021
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Elijah ehlke

Aye nigga who will take yo phone without askin he will take long shits he rapes dogs cats baby’s he’s a zoophile but he’s nice
by Elijahs daddy July 21, 2021
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elijah simmons

Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick
by Elijah Simmons April 23, 2018
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Elijah Wood

A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.
by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011
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ELIJAH small

A white basketball player with mad hops for a white boy, Mr steal your girl, is really fast, is really intimidating until he smiles or laughs, has a Big penis
Elijah small has mad hops for a white boy
by Breatherr October 14, 2019
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elijah bontrager

Elijah bontrager is the hottest man there is. he is sweet kind-hearted and such a catch. If you get the chance get you a elijah. He wouldn't know love if it hit him in the face. He's got brown eyes black hair and is tall at shit. He's perfect. Love jessie staten.
by Elijah and jessie December 29, 2022
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