blackout express

getting so drunk you dont remember what you did the night before.

Damn i drank so much last night i rode the blackout express. WTF happened???

by Patty Blackout Express June 11, 2011

Pony-Express

The first American means to expediently deliver the mail during the course of this country's Westward-Expansion(in which point the most important mail was being brandied-about like chattel w the hope of IT being received & implemented by some or all of it's recipients (who were already in debt (implicitly)

If you're paying Cost of Supervision to an Office collecting urine, the Pony-Express is likely already in your head w America's own storied-past also still in your head (& waiting to be told)

by BDF-Hybrid(cubed) February 5, 2018

Panda Express

Panda Express is an Asian gang in north Arlington VA known for the transportation of Giant pandas. The Chinese chain of restaurants are a cover up for them.

Have you gotten a panda from Panda Express yet

by FortniteAliA August 23, 2019

STEAM ENGINE EXPRESS

The art of making long trails of shit on your partners chest and then smearing them all over while fucking them in the ear.

Dude, that was a crazy Steam Engine Express

by shitstainboyinbootcamp June 29, 2011

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011

Pussy Express

The metaphorical train on which one rides upon getting pussy.

I totally rode the pussy express last night.

by NCVikings February 7, 2012

alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo

hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

by matman April 25, 2006