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pre-millennial psychic expectancy

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012
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The Full Trevor Experince

When you take an individual out into the woods and proceed to fuck them in the ass. After realizing the poor victim of your is disgusting, and before you fill their biscuit with baby gravy, you stand up and waddle out of the woods letting your junk swing in the wind. leaving them there all alone to most likely get mauled by bears.
Girl: "Hey, let's try anal"
Boy: "Ahh hell yeah, I'm about to give you the Full Trevor Experince"
by The Superboar February 19, 2017
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beer death experience

The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.
Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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mile high experience

jacking off in the cabin of an aircraft mid flight
Kirstin: How was the flight?
Ben: It was mediocre, and then i went to the lavatory and enjoyed the mile high experience.
by Brunzology October 23, 2017
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Near COVID experience

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.
"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."
by TheInfectious February 6, 2022
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Fearless Social Experiment

Originally abbreviated for the known musical artist Fse 3ach.
To experiment socially with no fear.
I'm doing a Fearless Social Experiment because I don't give a fuck what any one has to think or say. Go ahead and post the video on tik tok.
by Taylor brave July 18, 2022
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Die Rise Experience

the act of one feeling as though a situation has devolved so much to the point that they would rather fall of a building in reference to the Black Ops 2 Zombies Map Die Rise
Person 1: Bro you haven’t said anything in 30 mins during this convo whats up
Person 2: This convo really got me feeling like the die rise experience
by somedudeinthebackrooms June 29, 2023
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