elbow deep

person who has the uncontrollable desire to play with his manhood in public....ie work, mall, bars ect...

Damn, check out that dude he's elbow deep. Looks like he is scratching his ankle through his pants!!

by cheers July 18, 2004

Porno elbow

A medical variantion of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.

Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.

Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.

Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.

Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?

Jim: Uhh Maybe

Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?

Jim: Uhh Ya

Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.

by Fender212 July 8, 2010

elbow rape

walking up to someone and rubbing ur elbow on them while screaming "elbow rape"

i elbow raped that guy from my second period
y?
b/e i can, and he liked it

by Karbear1129 October 7, 2006

Elbow Sex

Between one's Weenis and another's Wagina. Not at all stimulating. Rubbing one's Weenis with said person's Wagina is "Elbow Masturbation"

Hey did you hear who had Elbow sex yesterday?

by ham236 September 15, 2009

[elbow greese]

greese deposits on the elbows of fat women. usually leaks and has the smell of french fries. tends to look very disgusting.

Sam: Damn dude, that fat bitch elbowed me and left her elbow greese on my face.

Greg: You smell like french fries.

by nx7oe3 January 5, 2009

Elbow Jockey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of poker.

Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through the game.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

Elbow Rack

The act of inadvertently (or intentionally) brushing against a woman's breast with your elbow due to a sudden movement.

Dude, I got some serious elbow rack from the receptionist this morning when the elevator made an emergency stop.

by Mogerbowski86 May 14, 2009