person who has the uncontrollable desire to play with his manhood in public....ie work, mall, bars ect...
Damn, check out that dude he's elbow deep. Looks like he is scratching his ankle through his pants!!
by cheers July 18, 2004

A medical variantion of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.
Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.
Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.
Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.
Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?
Jim: Uhh Maybe
Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?
Jim: Uhh Ya
Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.
Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.
Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.
Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?
Jim: Uhh Maybe
Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?
Jim: Uhh Ya
Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.
by Fender212 July 8, 2010

by Karbear1129 October 7, 2006

Between one's Weenis and another's Wagina. Not at all stimulating. Rubbing one's Weenis with said person's Wagina is "Elbow Masturbation"
by ham236 September 15, 2009

greese deposits on the elbows of fat women. usually leaks and has the smell of french fries. tends to look very disgusting.
Sam: Damn dude, that fat bitch elbowed me and left her elbow greese on my face.
Greg: You smell like french fries.
Greg: You smell like french fries.
by nx7oe3 January 5, 2009

by MajorStinkee March 23, 2016

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of poker.
by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005
