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mungtrain driver

A mungtrain driver is a highly skilled mungmaster who has reached such a high level of mungery that he/she is considered worthy of mass-munging.

The mungtrain driver must pilot the mungtrain around the world to mung people, regardless of age, sex, race or religeon. A mungtrain driver will conduct horrible acts upon corpses no matter what their condition may be. The mungtrain driver may also re-mung corpses. Mungtrain drivers have been known to create corpses from the living, usually by mistake or for pure entertainment.
Mike, Eddie, Aaron and Gary have just been promoted to mungtrain driver status.
by Michael Hancock February 8, 2008
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Steve Snider Driver

One who drives erratically and has no sense of direction what so ever. He/she is the leading cause of rode rage and heart attacks.
Don't get behind this car. He looks like a Steve Snider Driver the way he is weaving through the lane.
by derrizzle April 29, 2010
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Christian Driver

A driver who stops to let people out of side turns and slows down so people may exiting parking lots without having to wait for a lull in traffic.
Christian Driver slows down, motions with hand.
Other Driver: Oh kewl, he is letting me in.
by diemunkiesdie August 9, 2006
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Driver's Ed

What I find surprising is how easy it is to get a driver's license in the Unites States (well, in Virginia, at least). First you get your learner's permit. This is sinfully easy, I spent two hours at the DMV waiting, and 10 minutes taking the tests. First there is a sign test, which I don't understand how someone who hasn't spent thier entire life in a barn could possably get the one question wrong to fail (there are 10 questions). Next is a "driving thoery" test, which is nothing more then common sense, however many people seem to fail that also. The next requirement is that you take classroom Driver's Education. All you have to do is sit through a boring class (you spend your whole school day doing it anyway), you will have a grand total of three tests and two homework assignments for the class, but people still fail this also. The third requirement is taking behind-the-wheel driver's education. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRIVE THE CAR. Listening to an adult is not hard, considering you won't have to drive with one in the car after this. But many people apperntly do not posses the motor skills/eye-hand correnadtion to 1) make a left turn 2) signal a lane change 3) PARK FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE 4) obey the speed limit 5) stay in your lane etc. etc. Finally you take the practical driving test, which is just like behind-the-wheel execpt the person in the right seat has a clipboard with your name on it.
I don't understand how people can think getting a driver's license in this country is hard. In other places, such as Europe, I could understand, because in places like that you actully have to prove that you know how to drive a car.
by IrishrepublicanArmy March 13, 2004
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Permit driver

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.
What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.
by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009
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He Drives on The Wrong Side of the Road

An alternative way of describing someone as a homosexual, Usually spoken by two people behind his back.
Person1: What's up with that Brian guy over there?

Person2: Well... he drives on the wrong side of the road, if you know what I mean
by FatMonkeyJuice April 16, 2006
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Driveshafted

A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.
Goddammit!!! Johnny just spent all day workin' on that piece of crap and didn't even make enough money to pay for his lunch. He got driveshafted!!
by prince of penetration December 29, 2007
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