Made crack with baking powder and got my c.r.e.a.m cheesecake. by staying hungry and kneading dough.
by Vin Nguyen July 02, 2017
A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.
by cring the bitch November 01, 2019
A person with an attractive face, but a below average body. Appearing fitter than obese, but still unathletic. The opposite of a Butterface.
by FlurryFighter March 30, 2022
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by Ringmaster September 06, 2017
You are sitting in a dimly lit room, trash all around, and your flaccid penis is in your hand like a limp pile of putty. You begin trying to work yourself up to an erection so your start rolling that dough in your hand. Your body is telling you that the 6th ejaculation before noon was enough but you are not gonna let anything stop you from breaking through to a bakers dozen for the AM. Common issue for sexual deviants, drunk frat boys and teenagers that have just discovered masturbation.
Skylar: Hey Tyler, get out of the bathroom! I need to get ready for my lacrosse match!
Tyler: Shut up Bro. I am rollin dough in here and your voice isn't helping. Let me finish in the wash rag and the bathroom will be yours.
Tyler: Shut up Bro. I am rollin dough in here and your voice isn't helping. Let me finish in the wash rag and the bathroom will be yours.
by CordiallyContent July 28, 2022
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