dork sade 

The name for the dark side of the force stated by crazed nun Refrigerator Perry on Trading Spouses. She was attempting to use the powers of the dork sade to expel the Fox camera crew from her home, in which the sanctity of the Lord had been disturbed.

Emperor Palpatine: Use the force Luke. Use the dork sade of the force.

dork sade by wing dings March 31, 2008

dork love 

When you fall in love with a person that no matter what weird , bizarre , or other oddities they have .. you still love them with all your heart .. for it is their uniqueness that makes them a lovable dork ... and for me that Is Diane , my Dorkalicious love ~

Diane is my one true and only .. we both are odd and bizarre at times .. which explains the dork love we have for each other ~

dork love by Dork Lover ~ June 22, 2014

dork the squeakhole 

Pretty much what you think it means.

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"

dork the squeakhole by ChipNASA February 1, 2018

dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.

Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.

dork factor by Locker June 11, 2007

Dork Stamp 

The act of hitting someone forehead when they have said or done something so stupid it defies logic.

Bob: Hey I was sending you a text but I sent it to myself instead.

Sally: That is worth a Dork Stamp...you retard....

Dork Stamp by CakieWakie October 14, 2009

Dork Disk 

The round plastic dish that is mounted on the rear hub of all new bicycles. Designed to protect the wheel spokes from the chain when it jumps off the cassette.

Bobby cut off his dork disk, and when his chain jumped off the cassette, it ate the spokes on his new Mavic 819s. Ouch! Thats gonna be expensive

Dork Disk by alpha52 January 13, 2009

dork muffin 

Someone who is totally awesome, funny, melts your heart, cute, and tastes like yummers.

My sweetie Jen is such a dork muffin, but that is why I love her. *kisses her* Yummers... ;D

dork muffin by HappySkies September 10, 2007