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Glaze Donut

When your girlfriend falls asleep or passes out early, and you jerk off next to her, you ejaculate on her ass and by morning your cum dries like a glaze donut on her ass.
Beth had one too many last night, passed out, so I gave her a glaze donut for breakfast.
by Mad Hater March 26, 2009
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Donutting

Filling her with your 'man jam'
I'm gonna give her such a good donutting!
Can I donut in you?
by Wrongun' November 9, 2015
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Donutting

When a man takes a (preferably glazed) donut and places it over the anus of another man, then eats the donut. He finishes by licking any glaze left over off the anus until the anus is clean.
I love it when my boyfriend picks up a baker's dozen for a night of donutting.
by Dnam401 June 19, 2017
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Donut in the backyard

To fuck a girl anally through a donut. jizz on the donut and serve it to her for a tasty treat!
Tiffany really went to town on that "Donut in the backyard" last night!
by Stanky_T May 11, 2010
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Cherry Donuts

A person named Kakyoin Noriaki was donuted by a blond sexy vampire from egypt with a big mansion, Kakyoin Noriaki loves cherry and licking them inside the mouth while doing the sound "rero rero rero" aka "lelo lelo lelo" or "lick lick lick lick" He died at the age of 17 1987-1988, is a Japanese student who was brainwashed by a blond sexy vampire during an earlier trip to Egypt and is sent to kill an Edgy 15 Year old Kid. After being freed from a blond sexy vampire's influence.
Jolyne: Dad who is this?
Jotaro: Thats the Blond Sexy vampire who loves cherry donuts.
by FarMistt March 12, 2020
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donut king

A donut shop whose trademark colours are hot pink, brown and cobalt blue. They sell all matters of fatty foods like donuts (iced and cinnamon), hotdogs, bottled softdrinks, frozen cokes, coffees, milk/thickshakes and other shit.
Donut King is like the Simpsons "Lard Lad" donuts.
by Rebecca66 May 9, 2008
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Touch the Donut

An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.
Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!
by Darren Y June 12, 2009
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