I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
Get the Deuce-divingmug. If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into meIf i stare into the abyss will it stare into me
Me:have you heard the song diving bell by statset
Dustin bates: prepare the diving bell it's time to take this low again....
Dustin bates: prepare the diving bell it's time to take this low again....
by Halinthesea April 24, 2022
Get the Diving bellmug. A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
Get the Peanut Divingmug. by anonymous January 21, 2022
Get the Diving dolphinmug. by I love pizza and ice cream February 29, 2016
Get the accept the divemug. When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.
by Clese May 18, 2018
Get the diving shitmug. In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022
Get the Controlled Divemug.