the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

disaster gay

ritsuka uenoyama

- i can relate to uenoyama tbh
- what, ur that much of a disaster gay?

by weinthegay June 13, 2020

Disaster Party

www.disasterparty.com

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Disaster Chef

Someone who thinks they are a fantastic cook , like someone on the TV show ' Master Chef ' but in reality they really suck at cooking ...

That fool is a Disaster Chef !

by simodalcais January 22, 2011

disaster friend

Someone who you don't really know, but with whom you're friends on Facebook, and whose life is clearly falling apart. You continue reading their status updates out of morbid curiosity, and for the guilty pleasure of watching a slow-motion trainwreck.

"Hey, have you heard Becky's pregnant *again*? And that her fiancé just broke up with her? And that she's apparently now converting to scientology?"

"Who's Becky again?"

"I'm not sure, she's one of my disaster friends."

by pi_is_exactly_three September 8, 2016

chocolate disaster

when u take a poo and forget to whipe all the way.... couple hours later it hardens into a dingle berry... where u now need to use youur fingers to pull it out but alond with the dingle berry comes the hairs from your butt hole making a chocolate dissater

awww dood my poo hardens and now it is a chocolate disaster

by bobbyaustin123 January 25, 2009

Spicy Disaster

A disaster that is just so bad its spicy. A word to describe me on a Monday morning, or when I get back from the gym.

She's such a Spicy Disaster.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020