Diarreaism

A religion/belief only worshipped by 10% of people in the world's population. It lists simple ideas of peace between people on earth to the idea of being able to walk around without the use of shoes. People who study this religion worship thainte who is seen as a supreme God. The reason this is not a popular religion is because it is not well known. It has only been around for about 15 years. The founders of this religion were in their mid-20's and they were hiking in the mountains. While they were hiking, they met a god. They asked him what his name was and he replied with "thainte." He told them to go and spread the word of diarreaism and as a reward he would grant them peace within their soul and wisdom within their minds.

Sarah: what is your religion?
Alex: My religion is Diarreaism
Sarah:I've never heard of that before!

Alex: yeah it's only worshipped by 10% of the worlds population!

by Happyworldpeace November 9, 2015

diarrhetchup

1. The useless, red, watery substance that comes out of a ketchup bottle when one forgot to first shake the bottle and thus ruins your fries, your burger, or whatever else you wanted it for.

2. An insult levied towards an undeserving individual who is both a "one-upper" and a narcissist; one who is useless and ruins a great time together with friends and/or family.

1. That restaurant has THE BEST French fries. When they finally served them, I eagerly grabbed the ketchup to enjoy God's gift to man. But all that came out of the bottle was Diarrhetchup; ruining my fries!

2. While I was discussing my Slavic lineage, that Diarrhetchup butted in the conversation to say how awesome it was being French.

by Game-Player December 21, 2015

diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit

The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.

by SickFiend May 23, 2016

Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.

The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.

by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016

Diarrhea

When you have constipation and it comes out the right way. Usually accompanied by a beautiful song.

Caleb was so constipated with diarrhea, that we had to tell him to quiet it down in there.

by thadt7 April 11, 2020

Diarabies

The resulting health condition when you already have diabetes and then you get bit by a rabid animal.

Friend 1: As if the diabetes wasn’t enough, now I have to deal with foaming at the mouth after getting bit by that rabid goat at the petting zoo.

Friend 2: Yup... Classic case of Diarabies.

by Bubbie1 August 8, 2020

Diary The Rich Nigga

richest nigga to ever exist and fucks a ton of bitches (milfs)

Yo Diary The Rich Nigga why are you so rich?

by DiaryTheRichNigga September 14, 2020