by Bobbie knocker July 11, 2019
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They typically work in places that pay little to no money, and survive on $30.00 paychecks every week combined with welfare because they don't report their working status. They have been known to roam the streets until they are allowed into an air conditioned/heated building at which time they start pretending to work. They drink coffee, eat whatever food they come across and generally make messes which they never intend to clean up.
They often have been noted to hang out is dicey bars, or casinos during their lunch breaks spending what little money they earn or extort they spend on sex, drugs and gambling. They work at a place until the company stops paying them, and then they continue the cycle at another company.
They typically work in places that pay little to no money, and survive on $30.00 paychecks every week combined with welfare because they don't report their working status. They have been known to roam the streets until they are allowed into an air conditioned/heated building at which time they start pretending to work. They drink coffee, eat whatever food they come across and generally make messes which they never intend to clean up.
They often have been noted to hang out is dicey bars, or casinos during their lunch breaks spending what little money they earn or extort they spend on sex, drugs and gambling. They work at a place until the company stops paying them, and then they continue the cycle at another company.
by Sabaku August 6, 2010
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The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.
Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.
Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)
Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)
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Get the Derek Chauvin mug.A disorder given at birth. Derek Syndrome is a disorder of the genitals that leads to an extremely undersized penis. Symptoms of this disorder may be increased with heavy consumption of alcohol. People with this disorder are likely to turn homosexual. People with this disorder are also likely to be overly aggressive towards because of their childlike penis.
Ashley: That guy Derek I slept with last night was horrible. It was like having sex with a field mouse.
Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."
Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."
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Get the derek jeter mug.by Legend definitions May 7, 2018
Get the fag derek mug.A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?
by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006
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