Dad 

The man that fucked your mom

“Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”

Dad by AreYouDumb May 17, 2020

Dad 

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK

My Dad left to get milk bye Dad

Dad by IAMASICKFUCK May 18, 2020

Dad 

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

Dad by Onilycs June 1, 2020

Dad 

A Dad is someone who probably left your family when you were 3yrs old or went to buy milk but you already had some...

Where’s my milk, and my dad

Dad by Dick Hammerbush June 1, 2020

dad 

gone

my dad is gone

dad by ded sam June 2, 2020

Dad 

Non existent, always leaves, pricks in general, cunts, don’t give a fuck, don’t know the meaning of loving your child, there children are not prioritised.

What’s a dad?

Dad by factsarebeingspokenx June 11, 2020

dad 

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

dad by v.sn, July 13, 2020