dingbanger

Term related to an archaic device from The Before Time, The Long Long Ago. Refers to the carriage advance lever on a typewriter, so named for the characteristic *ding* made by the machine upon pushing the lever, and the *BANG!* sound made as the carriage returned to the left margin.

"To move to the next line, just slap the dingbanger."

by phuqueyeah March 21, 2021

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

dbingus

1. The natural, worse evolution of ‘dingus’, this is an insult that you can call anyone and either offend of confuse them.

2. The millennial equivalent of a male Karen.

"You fucking dbingus Joe"

by The masked debator June 7, 2021

dingaled

a person who is so stupid that they literally cant be told apart from a bacteria.

dude you are so dingaled

by 30 dola April 11, 2022

Ding Dargleson Dingleton

Penis Juice eater 45 with 78 balls and a ding dong

Big Ding dargleson dingleton

by Dbwahabdhbwahdbhdb May 18, 2022

Diablo dingdong deuce

a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.

Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

Poop ding

The noise your shit makes when it hits the toilet

Did you hear that? Poor guy is poop dinging over there. Or Get the hell out of here you fuckin poop ding.

by Clit Commander 411 July 23, 2016