Eyeasses disease

When the nerves in your eyes connect with the nerves in your ass and it gives you a shitty outlook in life.

I have this friends who always has a problem with something or someone l wish she would go in to see Dr. Dick Head , im pretty sure he would diagnoise her as having eyeasses disease.

by Sweetbeet April 2, 2017

cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018

lambdicks disease

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd

Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."

by Invincrono February 20, 2018

Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.

Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.

by Papa T January 26, 2021

yeet disease

yeet disease is a word for yeetis diabetus the disease that makes you die

because me has yeet disease me will die soon oh no it hapen now.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN AAAAAAA October 20, 2020

bummy disease

when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.

karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”

steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”

by big keelungus January 19, 2019

Necrooxydine Disease

Necrooxydine Disease is a disease you get from having sexual inter corse with a dead body

(It's basically Zombie Aids)

You've been hit by, you've been struck by Cornelius. You now have Necrooxydine Disease

by Detective Dumbass February 28, 2022