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Curtis Footjob

A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.
by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022
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Curtis

Curtis is very nice cool person guy. I wish to get to know him more because he’s so nice and chill. I’m glad we’re friends now. He’s kinda sucky at times but it’s alright I guessss. He’s cute too
Raaaaa it’s curtis yall
by Christmas music November 29, 2022
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Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
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Curtis

Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height
He’s so short he must be named Curtis
by Bunbran August 4, 2023
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Curtis

An Adjective that describes someone or something that is considered strange, unusual, demented or straight out weird

First originally deriving from a person named ‘Curtis’ who made retarded jokes
Tom: i love strawberry pizza and men
Cameron: Nah thats bare Curtis
Josh: Tom is being Curtis
by dallah October 9, 2023
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Curtissexual

when you are attracted to Curtis peoples...
"hey do you know Curits?"
"Yeah he's so hot, he made me Curtissexual!"
by 109736598 January 18, 2024
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Curtis

Curtis is such a hot sexy tall handsome guy with a huge dick. He's sooooooooooooo amazing
CURTIS IS SO HOT
by Ongitsbee January 27, 2024
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