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a no-longer-existent object of taunting for the Red Sox haters in this world.... GO SOX!!
by EmJane April 17, 2005
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Curse of 9-11

The tradegy of 9-11-2001 had collateral damage on the New York Yankees. After dominating Baseball winning 4 of 5 World Series from 1996 to 2000, they choked in game 7 and lost a 9th inning lead, the game, and the series. The Curse of 9-11 will outlast the "Curse of the Bambino"
Look for the documentary: "9 Innings From Ground Zero". It tells the story of the Yankee series loss in 2001, the beginning of the Curse of 9-11

How the Yankees have been owned since 2001:

2001: after 3 thrilling games in NY (homering off that Korean sidearm reliever in the 9th, twice), Mariano Rivera blows a save in the 9th inning of game 7. when did he blow a save in the playoffs before?

2002 Yankees can't hold leads in three straight games against the Angels and the Rally Monkey.

2003 In the final year of the curse of the Bambino, they come back against the Red Sox in game 7, but fall flat on their faces to Florida in the world series, losing 4 of the last 5 games.

2004 The biggest choke in Pro Sports History!!!! Up 3 games to 0 against the hated Red Sox, the millionaires in pinstripes stop playing baseball and drop an unprecedented 4 straight. The 7th game was the clincher, Red Sox ate them alive, wasn't it like 8-0 in the 3rd innning? This makes up for all the torment over the years the Red Sox suffered at the hands of the Yanks. Bucky Dent in 78? Forget it. Yankees will never ever live this down. Red Sox now own the Yankees for all time, This feat will never be equaled.

2005 Angels dust them off again, while losing their Cy Young winner early in the pivotal fifth game. The only team in the Torre Era with a winning record against the NYY is the Angels. Only fitting they eliminate them twice in post season play.

2006 After compiling the best record in major league baseball and cakewalking in the first game against the Tigers, they fall totally apart. no offense, no pitching.

2007 The Curse continues, The Cleveland Indians, playing like a team, dominate the Yankees, winning in 4 games in the first round.

2008 and on, and on, and on......

All the millions George Steinbrenner is spending on individual primadonnas isn't working. Teams the play like a team are knocking them out.
by michaeljohn January 4, 2009
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curse like a Call of Duty player

Modern version of curse like a sailor - to use excessive expletives and racial slurs.
Person 1: Aaaaargh! You fucking fucked up niggers fuck!
Person 2: Gee, that guy really can curse like a Call of Duty player, eh?
by FokkerTISM April 13, 2014
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Curse of the Juice

There are many theories as to why the Buffalo Bills are so tragically inclined to giving up great opportunities in the twilight of magnificent games or seasons. The one I offer is The Curse of the Juice ("The Juice" being OJ Simpson--Bills running back '69-'77). Great player on a shitty team, destined to spend his golden years in jail is--it's an all too appropriate parallel to a team that can bring it large untill the fourth quarter or fourth horribly super bowel.
Why the fuck can't the Bills win with a lead at the two minute mark?

Curse of the Juice bro... effin OJ...
by spurious mammothrept September 15, 2009
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cursewagon

A person who has some many curse words in their vocabulary, that it fills every conversation the person attempts.
Look you cursewagon, stop using all that foul language in front of my children.
by Cursewagon_Master December 12, 2010
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Cursed Slush Puppie

The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.
Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.
by Taint C. September 25, 2018
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cursededits4u

An AWESOME insta editor that has gained traction over the past couple of months with popular memes such as a remastering of "I'm going to sing Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd" and a content-aware scale version of a shark boy and lava girl scene.
"What do you use to make edits cursedits4u?" "cursededits4u is the BEST!"
by theweirdchick22 April 10, 2019
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