Conningsby

Included in a very boring story told at a campout.

"First i lived in Germany, Then i lived in Conningsby, Then i moved to Sleaford..."

by J-Я-z June 15, 2009

Cunting

When a guy has run out of opportunities to get with a woman, and has no choice left but to kick her in the vagina and start looking for a new woman. The courtship equivalent of punting in football.

I've been cunting up a storm in here tonight. Bad luck for me, bruises for them.

by BRothBerger November 10, 2010

Cunting McGoo

A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.

"Jesus, Jon won't shut up about his new Cunting McGoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying."

by Suq_Madiik October 25, 2014

cunting

When someone is being a unaware cunt and won't stop

Look at jessica right now shes cunting and she needs to calm down

by Huskylife June 2, 2015

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.

I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.

by DRSR3V July 1, 2016

cunting

Cunt+fucking=cunting

Ur a cunting twat

by Bigmaneddy February 15, 2017

cynning

to pretend to not win on purpose. If I knew I was going to loose a race and I did I would say I was cynning meaning that 'I didn't try' but you really did try.

"Oh I was cynning I let you win!"
"No you didn't I will always beat you."

by PrivvSquahy! December 5, 2017