A short men who thinks he is the strongest among his friends. He loves to play sports but he suck in it. A retarded kod who will never understand how to respect humans.
by Perpesek September 11, 2022
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by Mksg February 28, 2024
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Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
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"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."
"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"
by StandForBetter May 21, 2021
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Get the Cruz mug.Joselyn Cruz valencia is a social media star. She is very smart, cute, sexy, have brown hair, blue eyes and glasses she recently got.she can be very kind but her feelings can be hurt very easily, she is very loyal, she is very funny! She has so much friends! She is popular too! don’t lose her at all she comes one time in the life time Joselyn can be serious sometimes she even got your back!
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by Not very cute October 26, 2019
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Awesome, alpha coach dedicated to making players better. Coached the best softball team in the pacific (YHS panthers 2022-2025) to 3 straight far east titles and 1 pac east title. Best chef, best coach, and best storyteller. His favorite players were obviously the Zuzz, the kuzz, the euzz, and the auzz.
by The Zuzz October 11, 2025
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