Definitions by Wordbird1357

Pull a Cruz 

Attempting to change an institutional law or policy in order to cover up a stupid choice in the past.

Our sleazoid CEO is trying pull a Cruz and reclassify all interns as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for inappropriate relations w/ an employee after boning the new intern in the corner suite.

Pull a Cruz by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024

Pulling a Cruz 

An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.

Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.

Pulling a Cruz by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024