Skip to main content

Coles Crossing Dad

Synonym of Based, refers to guys who are cool dudes, just in general some pretty chill fellas.
by Corvidae88 July 24, 2024
mugGet the Coles Crossing Dad mug.

Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.
Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
by RealEinstien January 31, 2024
mugGet the Alien Croissant mug.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

The relaxing, creative, and cutest game you'll ever play. Your Soul will be at its happiest here. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
Jonny: have you played Animal Crossing: New Horizons? Emma: YES! Im so happy! Wanna join? Jonny: You bet.
by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs December 7, 2023
mugGet the Animal Crossing: New Horizons mug.

Hoppers crossing

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt
mugGet the Hoppers crossing mug.

Animal Crossing

A game for zoophiles to play when they are bored
by JohnathonRitchardson November 26, 2024
mugGet the Animal Crossing mug.

Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy
“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant
by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025
mugGet the Sloppy croissant mug.

Sloppy croissant

When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy
“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant
by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025
mugGet the Sloppy croissant mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email