One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.

Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)

by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

Flip-o-crite

Flip-o-crite
In order to criticize your opponent, you are willing to flip flop on your opinion or opposition view. Even if it means appearing like a hypocrite to win an argument.

A good example in politics would be conservatives yelling "my body my choice" which is typically an argument they have rejected for decades with abortion rights. However, in the debate over the vaccine is an argument they are temporarily willing to adopt the “my body, my choice” mantra in a sarcastic and facetious that does not align with their beliefs. But they are willing to temporarily adopt the saying way to win a debate over vaccines.

Conservatives are being such flip-o-crits over the vaccine.

Conservatives are being such flip-o-crites over the vaccine.

by Danny Mullan December 8, 2021

hyp-hoe-crite

(noun) a hoe that can’t compare because she doesn’t compete

Becky is such a hyp-hoe-crite. She’s mad I wore booty shorts because she has a cottage cheese butt.

by DankestNight January 14, 2023

ripped a crit

when, during a session of dungeons and dragons with your friends, a critical hit is rolled. Best used to describe when said critical hits are instrumental and pivotal to the combat taking place, or when several critical hits are rolled.

Morrowind, not only managed to stay up the whole fight, unlike a certain wizard, but also ripped a crit.

by 00dmb5 March 22, 2023