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Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
mugGet the Covid Slingshotmug.

covid cloud

vape users who rudely blow vape clouds despite an outbreak.
That hipster blew a huge covid cloud in line at the store.
by WAGGZOR August 16, 2020
mugGet the covid cloudmug.

Covid Crazy

An individual who obsesses about Covid-19 and all the CDC precautions that go with it.
Oh my gosh, Anna is such a covid crazy! She hasn't left her house since March and she made a comment on social media about me not wearing a mask in one of my pictures.
by pview80 September 29, 2020
mugGet the Covid Crazymug.

Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.
Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.
by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020
mugGet the Covid Dumpmug.

Covid Card

What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time
Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.
by mormdavid June 24, 2020
mugGet the Covid Cardmug.

adverts of COVID

It comes up all the time on TVs and everything.
Urban Dictionary: adverts of COVID*
Everywhere else: adverts of COVID*
by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 26, 2020
mugGet the adverts of COVIDmug.

Covid terrorist

somebody who willfully goes into public even though they are supposed to be quarantined due to an active corona virus infection or an exposure to corona virus
"Wait, Sally posted that she had COVID last night but I saw her in the bagel shop today"
"Yea, she's a COVID terrorist. She needs to stop terrorizing the community with her COVID and stay home"
by curleyfade89 January 5, 2021
mugGet the Covid terroristmug.

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