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Noob Curse

A person who suddenly started sucking in a middle of a shooting game.
Counter-Strike
DarkDevil - 94 kills
BlaziBurrito - 24 kills

DarkDevil4932: OH YA! Im killing everybody!
5 minutes later.
DarkDevil4932: Ahh! I keep dieing! I needz to get killz!!!
BlaziBurrito: Haha, you have the Noob Curse.
by AeroRobotlol November 13, 2009
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Bullhead Curse

A curse that manifests in people that have grown up in Bullhead City, AZ. People with this curse are doomed with a high rate of misfortune and tragedy in their life.
Bob: “I can’t believe my parents cooked meth, I had liver cancer, turned out gay, and my boyfriend passed away in my arms”
KC: “yeah, sounds like the Bullhead Curse to me.”
by bobbybuttered March 18, 2019
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The Haley Curse

People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?
random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so

you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?

random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
by Haley Activist April 24, 2021
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coursework

evil, pure evil

probably the worst thing that you can ever do at school

::runs in corner and quivers::
coursework: do me now!
me: no please dont make me!
coursework: NOW!
me: grrrrrrrrrrrr
by blkmage12 December 3, 2004
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curse you perry the platypus

A term said by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whenever Agent P foils his plans of ruling the Tri State Area.

Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"
by retardedpotago September 9, 2020
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courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.
Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.
by mpfl April 24, 2007
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the courteeners

The Courteeners are an British band formed in Manchester, England in 2006 by Liam Fray (guitar/vocals), Michael Campbell (drums/backing vocals), Daniel Conan Moores (Guitar), and Mark Cuppello (bass). All four band members hail from the Middleton area of Greater Manchester, and have known each other since they were ten years old.

The band's debut single, "Cavorting" was released on August 6th 2007 by Loog Records. The single sold out immediately, with all available copies pre-ordered by their friends. A second single, "Acrylic" was released on October 22nd 2007 reaching number 44 in the UK Chart, the video also received considerable playtime on MTV2.

The band have often been compared, both in look and in attitude, to fellow Mancunian rock band Oasis. The band have played down these comparisons, saying although Oasis are their idols, they sound "nothing like Oasis musically".
You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC
Are you sure you couldn’t have found the time,
Swallowed your pride and admitted your jealousy
Sometimes I’m bad, sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably,
should have forgotten about people or things
Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings
- What Took You So Long- the Courteeners
by indiechick. September 29, 2008
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