Console Haters

Console haters are PC gamers who hate on consoles and console gamers. They constantly brag about how PCs are better, and call anyone who uses a console a "noob." They, however, fail to realize just how noobish they themselves are. They don't understand that, in the end, it doesn't matter what system you use. Gamers, whether Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft or PC, should unite. But NO, these console-hating fucks strive to make console gamers miserable. Most of the time, though, it's the haters that are miserable. They miss out on awesome console exclusives. In short, these haters need to get lives, rather than insulting other gamers for their opinions.

It should be noted, that not all PC gamers are console haters.

Just most of them.

Console gamer: Well, seeya, I'm gonna play some Uncharted 2.
Console hater: On your PS3?!?!
Gamer: Yeah...
Hater: UR A NOOOOOB!!!!11!1!1!!!!one!!11!!!111!!!!!11!eleven!!1
Gamer: What?
Hater: You don't play gud gamz.
Gamer: I can't understand what you just said.
Hater: PC FTW!!!!111!!!1
U SUK!
Gamer: Whatever I'm leaving. Have fun in your mom's basement!
Hater: u BeT Ii WIIIILLLL!~1!!!1!1!1!121@!111!!!

This has been, a definition of "console haters".

by Your mom's uncle's cousin's ne August 24, 2011

Colson

Name of a dirty women lacking in morals and hygiene.

That Colson lady thinks she's hot but she looks like she crawled out of a dumpster.

by LuckyLady07 September 14, 2016

Consensual Rape

You don't have to like it, you just have to say it's ok.

"I said it was ok I didn't like it though. I think it was consensual rape."

by bolthreadon August 2, 2016

colson attack

When your on any type of instant messaging service and someone has IM'ed you the second you sign on.

*Signs on AIM* (2:41:00 PM)
bob1234:((2:41:14 PM) hey whats up!
ME12244:(2:41:50 PM) dude, you just colson attacked me

by Delilah<3 July 30, 2007

concon

a huge nerd who plays vid games all day and likes emilys

your boyfriend is such a concon taylor

by em5357 August 27, 2007

Age of consent

In the USA the age of consent is between 10 and 21

1 10
3 11
7 12
11 13
8 14
5 15
Most 16

9 17
6 18
2 19
4 20
The rest 21
In all Nations it's 9-21

You :So what is the age of consent?

by 459395 February 6, 2022

The Last Great Console

The Nintendo 64

nintendo 64

by Anonymous July 5, 2003