cockcoon

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.

person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."

by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

Cockfondler

Someone who suddenly causes large amounts of pain

The clumsy cockfondler dropped his hammer off the roof and broke his son’s nose.

by JackalopeKN October 1, 2019

Cockdog

Cockdog is a word used specially for a dog which would try to get into your room and might make your mom knock on the door while you are having sex with the last condom.

We can't finish now! Such a cockdog.

by AnonFA December 3, 2021

cockholm syndrome

symptoms of cockholm syndrome including being a pick me, hating other women and being obsessed with men that treat you like trash and/or hate you

Johnny Depp fangirls have a terminal case of cockholm syndrome

by sexyhypochondriasis June 14, 2022

cockboy

chris wright cambridge

chris wright is a cockboy

by dazza February 25, 2005

cockgobble

1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.

The chocolate milk is all gone? Cockgobble!

by Craigelles April 29, 2006