Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...
Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...
by I do not know, I do not care February 17, 2005

by 606poilice November 4, 2004

The only clock with jam, Knottsberry is the webmaster of the ClockCrew, and is responsible for most of their website. Check out his funny Clock Crew parodies of classic cartoons and movies!
Knotts is so talented
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
by Pete Pigbristles June 28, 2014
