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Black Clock

Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...
Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...
by I do not know, I do not care February 17, 2005
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Darkcherry Clock

The Most Popular Clock in the Entire Crew
(Darkcherry Clock) is the coolest guy in the world :)
by 606poilice November 4, 2004
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Knottsberry Clock

The only clock with jam, Knottsberry is the webmaster of the ClockCrew, and is responsible for most of their website. Check out his funny Clock Crew parodies of classic cartoons and movies!
Knotts is so talented
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.
by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013
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Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
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cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
by Pete Pigbristles June 28, 2014
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Sex clock

I use the “:sex clock:”
by Mr.GOAT.444 May 28, 2020
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