string bean clit

A clitoris that is long/elongated, tasseled, and ropey, much like a string bean.

1. The female prison guard puts the men in line with the ferocious whip of her string bean clit.

2. The cowgirl cleverly won the rodeo by lassoing the clown with her string bean clit.

by NukaColaMan March 10, 2019

The Clit

The little joystick in the middle of a laptop keyboard

I prefer The Clit over the Touchpad on my laptop

by Dnat April 25, 2006

clit ring

CLIToris Ring: a ring put onto the clitoris of the woman to give her much pleasure.

She was puttin' a clit ring.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

clit flicker

Clit flicker (clit being short for Clitoris) basically means oral sex on a woman.
"Flicking" ones tongue over a womans vagina"

woman: "I heard that the guy down the street is such an awesome clit flicker he makes girls orgasm in less than a minute!"

by Evana rachel October 1, 2007

clit tease

a girl that tries to get it on with lesbians but wont go all the way!

by lettuce June 4, 2003

clit lickerous

One who licks the cliterous as fast and as effectively as possible with the least amount of energy used.

"Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh jonny you are the best at licking my clit and you have set it on FIRE but you still haven't noticed that i'm a man YET!"

by Paul McD July 14, 2005

client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.

1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***

by wisk March 13, 2008