Dirty Chip

Having sex with a guy with a big dick....only for 20 seconds, at best.
I met this hot guy last night at the bar...went back to his place and he totally gave me a Dirty Chip. It was satisfying.....for about 14 seconds!
by celery420 June 04, 2020
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Right of chip

It’s an unwritten law that when eating out you have the right to 1-3 chips (fries) from anyone’s plate within arms reach that receives their meal before you. Provided their meal contains chips (fries).
Them: “Hey! They’re my chips (fries)!!!!”

You: “Right of chip mate
by rynoplastered June 11, 2018
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chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
by Larsey January 13, 2016
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Biff & Chip

I’m so tired, I could absolutely smash a Biff & Chip
by Chesney Bryant May 22, 2018
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Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."
by Jimmydoorlocks February 01, 2010
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Chip special

Chips, egg fried rice and curry sauce in a container from a Chinese takeaway. Usually about £3-4.
Let's order a chip special to share.
by kingmustard December 05, 2010
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Chip stink

The name given to anal gas that smells like chips (fries) from a chip shop. In other words, a fart that smells of chips.
I've just made a right chip stink!
by Mme Crumb May 01, 2016
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