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chinese stinger

Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.
"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"
by oldmanvegas February 17, 2015
mugGet the chinese stingermug.

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.
He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.
by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016
mugGet the chinese hopscotchmug.

Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.
Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.
by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021
mugGet the Chinese Simpmug.

Chinese CockFire

When you give someone a Chinese burn on their dick so hard their foreskin burns off.
I would love to give him a Chinese CockFire
by TheLegend27SucksDeezNutz/Gotem January 15, 2017
mugGet the Chinese CockFiremug.

Chinese rash

A rash received from Chinese food, music, or people.
1: Boy I got a Chinese rash from listening to that music at the Chinese restaurant. Either that or it was that clam and vegemetal soup.
2: Man I think it was from that waitress girl who kissed your cookies.
by box-siren January 21, 2014
mugGet the Chinese rashmug.

Chinese Fisherman

Greatest fisherman of all time and is invincible. He is immortal and fought with gods from different mythology. He has the power to destroy the universe in a second
"omg! its the legendary chinese fisherman"
"the chinese fisherman just revived the dead man"
by fruitcake66666 October 3, 2021
mugGet the Chinese Fishermanmug.

Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.
Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
mugGet the Chinese hostmug.

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