Chinese stairs

When you get in a fight with your friend and try to cover it up
Hey man what happened,you look like somone punched you?!
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
by Perzephone December 20, 2019
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chinesed it up

Used to describe a person that is not willing to pay money for services and would rather save money and do it themselves. A person not willing to pay a premium for goods and is always looking for the least expensive option.
Duvie, took all the meat out of the beef and beans at the buffet. He just Chinesed it up.
by Word that make you laugh October 22, 2020
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chinese stinger

Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.
"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"
by oldmanvegas February 17, 2015
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Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.
Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.
by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021
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Chinese Delicacy

A fetish play involving one participant playing the dominated 'dog' role. The dominant participant will say 'Asian' sounding words while stimulating the dog.
I'm getting bored of Cock and Ball Torture recently, so were gonna Chinese Delicacy out for a bit.
by GautamaJesus August 25, 2020
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Chinese Raindrops

The soft massage an Asian masseuse uses on your back letting you know the flip and happy ending hand job is coming.
I knew this massage was gonna have a happy ending when she started doing the Chinese raindrops all over my body.
by Cuozzimoto April 12, 2021
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chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.
Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.
by chinkchongchang December 12, 2014
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