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Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.
Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
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Chinese solution

A three pronged solution for a problem, the solution being very immoral. First coined by Erich Honecker, a East German politician, who was referring to the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in regards on what to do about the crowds of pro-democratic protestors/demonstrators in East Germany.

1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,

2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,

3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.
'There was a written order from Hoenecker, for a so-called "Chinese solution". It could of been worse than Bejing,'

-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.
by Winnie The Pooh 1989 August 16, 2019
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Chinese Raindrops

The soft massage an Asian masseuse uses on your back letting you know the flip and happy ending hand job is coming.
I knew this massage was gonna have a happy ending when she started doing the Chinese raindrops all over my body.
by Cuozzimoto April 12, 2021
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Chinese stairs

When you get in a fight with your friend and try to cover it up
Hey man what happened,you look like somone punched you?!
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
by Perzephone December 20, 2019
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chinese bathtub

A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.
Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.
by Drunkerooni March 25, 2017
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Chinese Junkyard

Strip of body between ass and balls.
“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard
by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021
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The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.
"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."
by Just_Tom April 9, 2010
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