Louisa Carton

An Irish girl. Great at sex. NOT a leprechaun.

She is Louisa Carton.

by WilengaaaLepricorn July 12, 2011

California Calzone

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it

During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there

by JShay00 November 14, 2013

creamy carlton

Just before you are about to blow your load and you pull out, you do the Carlton (the dance).

When me and my girlfriend were having sex it was so good I gave her a creamy Carlton.

by Lol Snak April 23, 2018

iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.

The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.

by ChameleonDragon November 13, 2019

skid cartons

Large boxes that a specific individual does not like to build.

The boss told Bryan to go build skid cartons instead he walked around on his phone all night!

by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021

Noble Carlton

When you perform a chivalrous act and lay your coat on the ground for an old lady crossing the street so she doesn’t get her feet muddy…….. and then you FUCK HER!

I’m sure glad I could do my good deed for today. I did a Noble Carlton on my way in to work this morning.

by Mister Mustache June 7, 2021