custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Custard Texting

Texting while taking a shit.

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?

by Club Semilia September 23, 2019

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Custard

Cracker, baloney and cheese.

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them

by Arrowgu4 March 19, 2022

Tubby Custard

A larger guys cum.

She eagerly lapped up his tubby custard
He unloaded his tubby custard all over her naughty noo noo

by Tubby McTubbyCustard December 13, 2023

Forbidden Custard

It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.

See also: Forbidden Pudding – a similar term, typically referring to the thicker, more gelatinous phlegm produced during coughing episodes.

"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."

by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023