Tubby Custard

A larger guys cum.

She eagerly lapped up his tubby custard
He unloaded his tubby custard all over her naughty noo noo

by Tubby McTubbyCustard December 13, 2023

Doodle Custard

The warm white custard like substance that expels from the male appendage during an orgasm.

Bro I had the biggest surprise last night when I was getting some head and the chick swallowed me doodle custard

by gguuiinneessss December 8, 2022

Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022

Custard Nottingham

A Nottingham Pudding covered in Custard, shorthand for Custard Nottingham Pudding

Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"

by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023

Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.

"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"

by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019

custard slug

The crusty whitish yellow stain left in a girls knickers from natural discharge

The custard slugs left in that girls knickers were so thick you could crack them over your knee.

by Firefan October 27, 2020