Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
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Custard Breath

the nausiating whiff that eminates from someone's mouth after having eaten chocolate and thus when they are speaking to you very close up afterwards. The smell is rather like custard powder.
by David Corser August 25, 2008
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Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.
"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.
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Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
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Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web
You're dads in my Custard Tree
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Custard Ice Cream

it's when you lick your partner's face smeared with cum (or also licking each other)
Last night i have made a Custard Ice Cream with Cindy
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Custard

NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.

5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.
Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).

Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.
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