Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.

“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.

by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020

Cadbury Cook

When you are a horny little gremlin and decide to let another man fuck your girl and he gives her a cream pie. After he has finished, you go down on your girl and eat her out, while enjoying the taste of the man’s cum mixed with your girl’s juices, which resembles a Cadbury Cream Egg.

Mr. Cook let another man fuck his girl while he happily watched. After the man finished inside her, Mr. Cook went down on his girl and ate her cum filled pussy like a Cadbury Cream Egg. Therefore, this is called a Cadbury Cook.

by Zippy6969 March 15, 2023

Pressure Cooking

The act up squeezing your dick in class without your hands, so you can satisfy yourself in secret.

Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.

by gooeylooey November 20, 2016

cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

by anonymous June 10, 2017

cooking off

exploding, blowing up

He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.

by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007

Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020