by stefkova November 6, 2007

The act in fucking a girl and the without telling her pull out and pour lighter fluid on the outside of her pussy and a little on the inside, then light her pussy on fire.
Man last light i was fuckin this bitch i dont like, so i pulled out and gave her a east coast pussy toaster.
by J-Wall October 27, 2012

When a woman simultaneously performs oral sex on a man and massages his head at the same time, thus making her head move up and down while her arms are fully extended and in motion, giving her the appearance of a monster aka the boogieman.
Man, I have to say, I've had some good East Coast Boogie Mans in my day, but nothing compares to one from a basketball player...those long ass arms? Hell yes.
by 00DlEZ October 25, 2010

When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.
by grinding4eva January 9, 2011

Im not sure if what i wrote for this is GUARANTEED correct. i THINK it is, but im not sure. Dont want people throwin up the wrong thing. So im bout to stop, personally, unless i ever find out for sure thats the right way. Like i said, i think there could be a couple ways, and i think the sideways pitch fork is most widely acceptable, but im not sure. Im out midwest right now, but when i get back out the east coast i might ask around, and see whats good.
by solja kid May 29, 2009

Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
by JayBrew October 7, 2011

A sickness typically suffered by residents of the eastern, especially northeastern, residents of the U.S. during the winter.
by stonecomedy July 18, 2016
