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Christmas Star

The act of receiving head while both members are in a standing position. It often requires the use of a ladder, step stool, or trash can. To complete the act of a Christmas Star the recipient must cum on the top of the blower's head.
"So how was your Christmas Bob?"

"It was pretty damn good. My wife let me give her a Christmas Star while I was hanging lights."
by NedULater November 13, 2013
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Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.
She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!
by rlobster December 24, 2016
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christmas clothes

an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.
timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.

paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes

timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months

paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot
by sMac1 February 27, 2011
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Christmas Rushed

That was blantantly christmas rushed.
by E hates Q December 16, 2020
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christmas slut

Women that wear little to no clothes to get into the "Christmas spirit".
School dress codes require full body coverage, but dance/cheer teams can dress as Christmas sluts.
by Crazycrazy132 February 5, 2017
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Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 28, 2011
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christmas crust

The random remnants of decor left from Christmas past.
Christmas Crust for example is the wreath that's still hanging on your door, the clearance section of Michael's in January, the Christmas lights you leave up all year long.
by TareTam January 9, 2015
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