christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 06, 2006

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Syrian Christmas

When 5+ males and one female gather in a room with authentic Mediterranean food and the men drizzle ejaculate onto each dish individually. The woman proceeds to consume the meal.

My sister brought her boyfriend to our Syrian Christmas and it was really awkward.

by HoudiniNook November 16, 2016

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christmas crust

The random remnants of decor left from Christmas past.

Christmas Crust for example is the wreath that's still hanging on your door, the clearance section of Michael's in January, the Christmas lights you leave up all year long.

by TareTam January 10, 2015

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Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.

Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.

by StevensSon January 26, 2023

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