Usually an average looking guy with an average size dick. Chance usually attracts his victims with his fun go lucky personality.
by Personthatwantsaduck November 1, 2019

by Fake person 100 November 13, 2023

by Just do it man April 13, 2021

Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.
by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017

Chance a dude that has manhood issues cuz of his little dick. Therefore has to pretend to be a boss when I'm reality he is nothing more than a big cry baby. Hell women have bigger dicks than this clown 🤡.
Whenever you want to break a world record for having a quickie. . calk chance 45 seconds or less guaranteed!
by Jorge definition June 26, 2023

chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015

when it's a Saturday night and your so hungers that you just order the entire uber eats menu and your room turns into a food paradise.
charlie - "when we get home from the club whats the weather gonna be like?"
lucas - "cloudy with a chance of meatballs"
charlie - "AING lets get maccas"
lucas - "cloudy with a chance of meatballs"
charlie - "AING lets get maccas"
by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024
